A polished shitpile is still just a shitpile.
Joined on 9/3/15
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Reach the maxed out level.
Level Up once.
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.